who wants a fate AU

[miraculess]

I have no idea what I'm doing here \o/

edit: I NOW HAVE A SLIGHT IDEA WHAT I'M DOING HERE she's summonable as either Berserker or Assassin, pick your poison. Berserker is mostly mute but not too crazy (unless you count nearly compulsive defiance against everything) and stupid OP if you can power her; Assassin is less unpredictable but mouthy as fuck and nowhere near as strong.

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[miraculess]

[ lets out a soft whoosh of air and nods. she could just go sparklemode, but... ]

[withabandon]

Hmm . . .

[withabandon]

--then, if being around people isn't what you want, I have another idea!

[miraculess]

[ tilts her head, cautious. (...she's still hanging onto Rider's sleeve for dear life.) ]

[withabandon]

[ raises his hand up, looking pretty fucking ready ]

Come, Otherworldly Phantasmal Horse! My noble steed, my Phantasm!

[ i don't actually know how to summon his noble phantasm. i guess he whistles, or something. ]

[withabandon]

[ after a moment or so of silence, there's a loud TSEEEEEEEEER in the near distance. ]

[miraculess]

[ wh. what?

did you really just—



WELL, I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT OUR FIGHT LATER GETTING TOO NASTY, SEEING AS YOU'RE APPARENTLY GOING TO USE ALL YOUR ENERGY UP ON JOYRIDES!! ]

[withabandon]

[ i'm literally the dumbest rider in existence ]

[ the hippogriff circles a few times before landing, and astolfo hops on, before offering a hand to her ]

Come, Berserker! I, Astolfo, will show you the sights you've never seen before! The sky!

[miraculess]

[ all right, but

what if she gives Astolfo's hand the most u n s u r e look ever and then ignores it in favor of offering her own hand to the hippogriff ]

[withabandon]

[ ???????????????????

it snorts, tilting its head, before headbutting the hand gently. get on, nerd ]

[miraculess]

[ but she wants to pet it? why would she do anything other than that when presented with the opportunity to pet another deadly mismatched creature that technically shouldn't exist.

sighs, wistful, and pats it in response to the headbutt before climbing awkwardly up behind Rider on her own. ]

[withabandon]

[ shhh u can pet it all u want ]

Hold on tightly to me, Berserker! . . . ah, but not too tightly.

Now then! My comrade, let's be off!

[ TIME 2 FLY ]

[miraculess]

[ ... IT SURE IS

by which I mean there is a sudden spike of killing aura and then if he doesn't dodge he's getting scruffed and literally thrown off the hippogryph ]

[withabandon]

[ hm

I guess he's falling down then ]

Eh?

[withabandon]

[ THOUGH I MEAN HIPPOGRIFF WON'T STAND FOR SUCH NONSENSE AND IS GONNA GO AFTER HIM AS SOON AS IT NOTICES ]

[miraculess]

[ that's cool you did nothing wrong birdhorse

still going to hiss at you both like a very large, angry cat, though ]

[withabandon]

[ hippogriff has caught astolfo by his cape, which means he's awkwardly dangling as he looks up ]

What's the big deal, Berserker!

[ ?????????? ]

[miraculess]

[ considers making an attempt to explain and immediately discards the thought; it's taking enough focus not to immediately go for his throat.

angry growling it is! ]