who wants a fate AU

[miraculess]

I have no idea what I'm doing here \o/

edit: I NOW HAVE A SLIGHT IDEA WHAT I'M DOING HERE she's summonable as either Berserker or Assassin, pick your poison. Berserker is mostly mute but not too crazy (unless you count nearly compulsive defiance against everything) and stupid OP if you can power her; Assassin is less unpredictable but mouthy as fuck and nowhere near as strong.

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[withabandon]

[ ???????????????????

it snorts, tilting its head, before headbutting the hand gently. get on, nerd ]

[miraculess]

[ but she wants to pet it? why would she do anything other than that when presented with the opportunity to pet another deadly mismatched creature that technically shouldn't exist.

sighs, wistful, and pats it in response to the headbutt before climbing awkwardly up behind Rider on her own. ]

[withabandon]

[ shhh u can pet it all u want ]

Hold on tightly to me, Berserker! . . . ah, but not too tightly.

Now then! My comrade, let's be off!

[ TIME 2 FLY ]

[miraculess]

[ ... IT SURE IS

by which I mean there is a sudden spike of killing aura and then if he doesn't dodge he's getting scruffed and literally thrown off the hippogryph ]

[withabandon]

[ hm

I guess he's falling down then ]

Eh?

[withabandon]

[ THOUGH I MEAN HIPPOGRIFF WON'T STAND FOR SUCH NONSENSE AND IS GONNA GO AFTER HIM AS SOON AS IT NOTICES ]

[miraculess]

[ that's cool you did nothing wrong birdhorse

still going to hiss at you both like a very large, angry cat, though ]

[withabandon]

[ hippogriff has caught astolfo by his cape, which means he's awkwardly dangling as he looks up ]

What's the big deal, Berserker!

[ ?????????? ]

[miraculess]

[ considers making an attempt to explain and immediately discards the thought; it's taking enough focus not to immediately go for his throat.

angry growling it is! ]